Upon pondering fatherhood I found some great quotes from Bill that are very appropriate.
"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
"I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time."
"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."
"My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children."
There hope that made you smile at least . . .smiling and jokes are still what help me through each day!:)